I am but 1/7th.

I am the Paul: Whaling: Excessive Use of the Pronoun "We" from the vague viewpoint of Katherine »

I don’t know what i’m doing here but i guess i’m just going to to sort of write and just try to words my day with Kim, Nate, Seth, Jo and also in spirit Julianne and Ostrich. Wording is weird, I know, but if I don’t write about it now I never will.

Theoretically, I left before two to go to…

Were you… By chance… Sitting on something resembling the couch of bad analogies as you wrote this?

last day of school

other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')

me: adios bitchachos

The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

　

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

ununpentium:

Wow, Moriarty got really good at this.